Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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