Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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