the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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