Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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