I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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