There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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