This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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