Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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