youre lurking in front of me
wanna go halves on a baby?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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