so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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