I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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