wanna go halves on a baby?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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