As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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