Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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