Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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