Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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