Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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