just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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