the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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