I look better un-naked...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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