Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
worst night to have a conscience
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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