I'm gonna have a badass scar
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i think my cat just said my name.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.