2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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