how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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