just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize