Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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