Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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