Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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