the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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