Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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