I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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