Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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