nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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