i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
