Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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