its not stalking. its research.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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