There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying