found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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