Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
that's an acceptable place to lick
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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