u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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