About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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