was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
they need to just BURY HIM!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
