There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
as a side note pls kill me
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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