at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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