the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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