i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
