no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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