My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Randomize
