This girl is more easily done than said...
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
BRING THE BAGELS
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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