hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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