I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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