Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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