How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
