You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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