Plan B is the new Plan A
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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